Managers

Managers. The guys at the top of their game getting shit done. Excel? Pfft, please- they invented spreadsheets. Think you're having troubles with your modern computer programme? You pussy- they were killing it back in the day on the first ever edition of that software.

Let me forward you on a memo so we can touch base.

Not m'chips mush!

This is my latest piece. This is a typical sunny day in Portsmouth. Thought I would chuck in the rough version of it too. I enjoyed playing around with the lighting in this one. What do you think?

Ninja Training

Near Denmead (Portsmouth) there is an assault course in the woods. Me and some mates try to go there once a week to at least TRY and work of these pleasantly bulbous beer guts. It takes a while to blitz it over there on the bike. We have called this activity Ninja Training. Though beer usually follows this exercise too.

Didn't get around to starting a new piece for the portfolio (also due to I cant think of what to draw), so I drew a ninja fighting greyhound because one of the fellow ninjas, and good friend, is affectionately known as The Greyhound. He would probably hate this drawing. Sorry.

BROWN EYE

I used to work with an Australian guy called Tim. He used to hop in my car to grab a lift to work. We would always talk about random crap that made us cry with laughter. One of the conversations was about super heroes. With all the great superheroes that were born with awesome powers, we wondered why there are never any comic books about heroes who got the short end of the stick when it comes to powers. One example would be if a person's only power was to turn into a rhinoceros every time they ejaculate (courtesy of Ben Pawsey). Anyway, one idea for a superhero's unfortunate ability would be for them to defecate out of their eyes, instead of their anus. I almost crashed the car I was laughing so hard. We spent ages in traffic laughing about the ins and outs of owning this power.

Anyway, today is Tim's birthday. He moved back to Australia a couple of years back so I can't drown him in beer. So this is for you Tim. Happy Birthday!

FIXIE CLUB

Thought I would do my very first mini-comic. I had fun doing this one. Ah, those hipsters.

Well she's gotta have big tits......and get me beer.

A friend of mine posted this video on Facebook. It is a dating video compilation from the 80's.

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It made me laugh, and seeing that I LOVE drawing hideous people I thought I would draw a couple of them as a warm up. However, I ended up drawing all of them because I was having such a great time.

Mandate for a Man Date.

Thanks to a new Studio that opened up in Portsmouth (Bonzo Studio), I thought I would have another go at screen printing. I did a class a while back and printed a quick, hand drawn image (Man Date). I re-did the art work for it so I could pull off some better prints. Maaaaaybe even some T-shirts.

I also did another design that I thought would be fun to do. It is a spin-off of a great "dad joke".

I will put up the pictures of the prints when I get round to doing them!